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Two Much Trouble
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My story about: Terrible Twos
dadgonemad's story
August 15, 2007
She used to be so loving and gentle towards us. She?d do what we asked. She?d cuddle. She?d mother her dolls so preciously, talking to them through her cute little tongue-thrust and her adorable penchant for pronouncing Ls and Rs like Ws, as in ?wunchtime? or ?wesbian.?
But those days are over. Now she?s mean and nasty, and she doesn?t listen well.
?Honey, can you please come to the table,? we say. ?It?s dinnertime.?
?No!? she barks.
She screams and hits and lashes out like an enraged steroid case. We put her in time-out and she comes marching out with a smile on her face, as if to say, ?Ha! I waff in the face of your attempts to discipwine me, for they are indeed waffable. Now wun and fetch me a fwoot woll-up.?
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