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dadgonemad's story
August 15, 2007
The following is an actual conversation. It occurred one night immediately after the kids came out of the bathtub and immediately before I lit my hair on fire and ran screaming from the house.
Son: Wieeeener! Wieeeeeeener! Wiener-wiener-wieeeeener!
Daughter: Ha-haaaaa! Wiener! (Pointing to her tushie) Dis is my wiener!
Son: THAT?S your wiener?!
Daughter: Yeah! My wiener!
Son: You don?t HAVE a wiener! You have a uterus!
Daughter: Nu-uhh! You be nice! I have a wiener AND a uterus!
Son: (Farts) Ha! I just farted!
Daughter: Ha! (Turns to me) Hey, Daddy! He just farted!
Me: Cool. Go tell mommy.
Daughter: (Running down the hall) Mommy, I just farted! Wanna see my wiener?!
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