Have you ever stood in front of the refrigerator with the door open, wondering where you put your shoes?

Have you missed an appointment even though you wrote it down in five different places, or come home from the grocery store missing a third of the things on your list, even though you made a list?

Have you ever been driving and realized you can't remember a thing you've seen or done or thought in the past 10 minutes?

Have you, more than once since your baby was born, had to get a new ATM card because you walked away from the machine without taking it?

When you read the newspaper, do you have to read each paragraph three times before you can move on, and/or do you see a name in the last paragraph of the article and say, "Who the hell is this guy again?"

Is the amount of money you've paid for overdue videos you never got around to watching greater than the video's retail value?

Have you broken a lot of stuff, or noticed that you're bleeding but can't remember hitting anything?

Has your spouse ever reminded you of something he said, but you'd swear on penalty of death he never said it; conversely, have you ever sworn you've said something to someone, but then you can't remember if you actually said it or only heard the words in your head?

Have you ever tried to pay a bill by mailing a check you failed to sign and/or date?

Have you ever lost your shopping cart? Or was that just me?