What Parents Should Know
Although we say this is for 6+, we realize younger kids will
see this. The reason we don't recommend this for a younger age
is the cartoon violence, the crude humor, and the fact that
they will be exposed to many commercial tie-ins. If those
things aren't your hot buttons, your kids will be fine watching
this. But know that the advocacy group Campaign for a
Commercial-Free Childhood has criticized this movie for its
commercial tie-ins with junk food. Bikini Bottom seems to have
an economy that is entirely fast-food-driven, which may pose a
problem for families trying to teach children to eat
sensibly.
Families who see this movie could talk about why being named manager is so important to SpongeBob and why getting the recipe is so important to Plankton. Why did Mindy's pretend spell make SpongeBob and Patrick feel more confident? They might also want to talk about the level of merchandising promoted by SpongeBob and how we decide what it is we really need and enjoy.
Common Sense Media Review
SpongeBob SquarePants is a pleasantly silly animated
television show for children that has earned the gratitude of
parents for not being sugary or dull. It also has a bit of a
cult following among college students and other fans around the
world. And Nickelodeon says that one-third of its audience is
adults. It is a merchandising powerhouse. SpongeBob, only five
years since creation, is ahead of Spiderman on the
Forbes list of top ten-earning fictional
characters.
Having conquered television, computer games, and especially stuff to buy (you can stock every room in your house with SpongeBob products -- bedsheets, moonbounces, Halloween costumes, boxer shorts, backpacks, and kid-friendly snacks like string cheese, ice cream, and macaroni and cheese), SpongeBob and the rest of the gang are taking on the big screen with their first feature-length theatrical release.
Television is free and the episodes last just eleven minutes. So, the challenge is creating a story that preserves the essentially silly nature of the stories while having enough narrative heft to sustain a paying audience's attention for an hour and a half.
They get pretty close. They glitz up the highly distinctive but near-anonymous voice talent of the television series by adding some new characters, voiced by movie and television stars: Alec Baldwin as a a motorcycle-riding hit-man, Jeffrey Tambor as short-tempered King Neptune, and Scarlett Johansson as his sweet daughter, Mindy, plus a guest live-action appearance by "Baywatch" icon David Hasselhoff. And they arrange their string of silly episodes around the most traditional of premises -- SpongeBob and his best friend, Patrick the starfish, go on an epic journey to retrieve King Neptune's crown, stolen by perennial evil-doer Plankton to frame SpongeBob's boss, Mr. Krab.
It has wedgie jokes for the kids, snarky humor (enter Mr. Hasselhoff) and music by the Flaming Lips, Wilco, The Shins, and Avril Lavigne for college students, and some gentle lessons about compassion, loyalty, being yourself, and believing in yourself for parents. What they don't do is find a way to benefit from the big screen. SpongeBob is as trippily goofy as ever, but it's still just a television show on a big screen, until it reappears on DVD for its natural setting, a TV set.
Although we say this is for 6+, we realize younger kids will see this. The reason we don't recommend this for a younger age is the cartoon violence, the crude humor, and the fact that they will be exposed to many commercial tie-ins. If those things aren't your hot buttons, your kids will be fine watching this. But know that the advocacy group Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood has criticized this movie for its commercial tie-ins with junk food. Bikini Bottom seems to have an economy that is entirely fast-food-driven, which may pose a problem for families trying to teach children to eat sensibly.
Families who see this movie could talk about why being named manager is so important to SpongeBob and why getting the recipe is so important to Plankton. Why did Mindy's pretend spell make SpongeBob and Patrick feel more confident? They might also want to talk about the level of merchandising promoted by SpongeBob and how we decide what it is we really need and enjoy.
Families who enjoy this movie may enjoy seeing SpongeBob's television episode adventures as well as Teacher's Pet and other undersea dramas for families like The Little Mermaid and Finding Nemo.
Common Sense Media is a nonprofit organization dedicated to providing information to help parents make media and entertainment choices for their families.

