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Spring Break: Coming Out of the Closet!
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This is the closet under the stairs that even Harry Potter would find, "Not to be rude or anything, but that is bloody horrible!"
My kids are on spring vacation, this week and - in light of the fact that my husband has also taken time off from work - I was looking forward to a nice, quiet time at home with my family and enjoying a well-deserved break from the daily grind of school and work.
Until.
"Teacher sent this note home."
Raising four children attending three different schools, I've found only a few instances where five simple little words could strike such fear into my heart, like...
- This is an at-home project.
- Parents' participation is strongly encouraged.
- An emergency early dismissal, today.
- Only evening conferences are available.
...and basically anything ending with the word "fundraiser," but this time, my five-year-old's kindergarten teacher managed to put me into a sheer panic.
Dear ThompsonClanMom:
Mini-me cannot find her journal and I was wondering if you could please help her look for it, at home."
Thanks,
Mrs. I.M. Obviously-Giving-You-Too-Much-Credit-Here
Really, she is.
I mean, six people living in a seven room house, I could understand how a person would think that I should be very organized and, you know, prepared to find something, at anytime and at a moment's noice - not to mention, the fact that there perhaps weren't too many places, in which to look.
"It's probably in the closet!"
GASP!
We have this tiny little closet - in the corner of the dining room and is directly under the stairs - where I keep, well, everything and most likely where you'd think I'd find my five-year-old daughter's journal, yes?
[takes another look at picture, above]
After about a half an hour of crawling in, around and out of the closet, it is still a scary wreck and - though, I hadn't found Mini-me's journal - the experience was enough to convince me that, sometimes, teachers give parents way too much credit.
Dear Mrs. I.M. Etc...
Mini-me's journal is still missing and we will buy her a new one, as I've seemed to have lost my mind, in the meantime!
Best wishes for a lovely spring vacation,
I.M. Amess!
Yep, it's been a long, hard winter and I'll be darned if I'm going to spend the rest of the week, cleaning!
[blows bangs out of eyes and picks dust kitties off sweater]
Enjoy your spring holidays and if anyone's looking for us - don't bother checking in the closet - I'll be out and/or in the garden, all week!
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I am a 40-something lover of multi-functional gadgets and slayer of all appliances proven slow and/or inefficient, with 4 children, 2 cats, 1 super hyper sock-eating chocolate lab and 2 damned much laundry. Then, I write.

