Posts from the Couch
On the edge and in desperate need of storage space!
My 8-year-old has a crush on a girl in his class and perhaps you are wondering one of three things:
1. What, already!?!?
2. Wait, aren't girls supposed to be stinky and icky!?!?
3. Why couldn't he just throw rocks, like other little boys!?!?
No big deal, right - what if I told you he got up and announced his "love" for the girl...in...front...of...the...whole...class!?!?
My son didn't look so hot and - judging by his making every effort at avoiding eye contact - my first… Read More"So, how was your day?"
While waiting at another annoyingly long run of red lights, my children and I passed the time by playing word games, when a woman crossed in front of our car during my 8-year-old son's turn.
"I-Spy, with my little eye, something that is...wow...look how big that poor woman is!"
… Read MoreI stared out the windshield and waited for what seemed like an awfully long while -- a full tank of gas is just enough time for my mind to wander -- still, I didn't bother with the radio and continued to listen to my children go on about their day, reminding me exactly how much I hated school.
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I saw the sun really I did just the other day. It was quite a shock, at first, as it broke through the mucky grayness of a typical February morning. Winter arrived late, this year and I wasnt expecting to feel its warm golden rays until...oh...May, perhaps...but, not today.
My 5-year-old daughter woke up looking flushed and feeling a little hot.
"Whats going on with you?"
I put my lips to her forehead.
"Maybe she's got… Read More
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I am a 40-something lover of multi-functional gadgets and slayer of all appliances proven slow and/or inefficient, with 4 children, 2 cats, 1 super hyper sock-eating chocolate lab and 2 damned much laundry. Then, I write.